|"Yes, I'm a Sith and proud of it. I only changed my appearance because I'm incredibly attracted to Bill, and I thought this look would appeal to him. Does the droid belong to you, Bill?"|
|"A body guard with benefits, from what I hear about exec secretary droids. Well, if you can shake her, I'll show you what a Sith can do in bed. You'll never want to settle for a droid again," says Ker handing Bill her card.|
|"No! I'm in charge of Bill's security. We'll use the bedroom upstairs here. Ker will have to submit to a strip search, body cavity inspection, and medical scan for STDs and parasites first."|
|"Yes, that's true. Yoda passed long ago, and after all the time since, so have the Jedi Masters who came after him.
There are presently no Jedi Masters left to teach on Tatooine," declares Ker.|
|"Yes, but if you remeber, Anakin Skywalker studied the bright side, then later turned to the dark side.
No reason Bill couldn't study the dark side, and later turn to the bright."|
|"Look Bill, a dark master teaches you to use your dark emotions: anger, hatred, jealousy, vengence, etc. for your own good," Ker explains. |
|"I remember reading that your chief deity on Earth, I forget His name, said, "Vengence is mine," said He was "a jealous god," Ker continues.|
|"What I had to do was disgusting: First I had to tell him I was studying the dark side because I wanted to to turn to the light; the reverse of Darth Vader. You try saying that with a straight face."|
|"And then I had to have sex with the little wus, so he'd trust me, and fall for it. Yuck! The only thing that made it bearable was thinking of the pleasure I'll get seeing him suffer grotesquely, as he dies for our cause."|
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